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Jack Sprat Could Eat No Fat November 16, 2018

Filed under: 1960s,Advertising,Beauty,Culture,History,Nostalgia,Pics,Vintage — kerbey @ 12:50 pm
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It’s no news flash that most of us today are fat fat fatties. Reminds me of the old Morrissey song, “You’re The One For Me, Fatty.” It’s not surprising if you’ve never heard of Nutrament, as it exists today mainly only in New York and Florida. They have added new flavors, including cappucino, dulce de leche, mango, and the seasonally appropriate eggnog. Yeah, I still don’t want it. Why drink your calories when you can feast on meat and sides?

Now I was not alive in 1967 when this ad debuted, but women have ALWAYS been drawn to tall drinks of water. I doubt this lanky lad was at a loss for ladies, except that his proportions are all off. An average person is 7 1/2 heads high, and he is easily 9 heads high. Nobody likes a shrunken head.

The UK also struggles with obesity. They posted this image, comparing a typical 1967 male with a modern man. The difference was 23 lbs.

 

Converted to lbs, that’s 162 lbs vs 185. I don’t know about you, but I know a lot of folks who would LOOOOOOVE to weigh 185. That would be a blessing. And fatty evidently is outliving his thinner counterpart by quite a bit. Probably pumped up on medications, though. Time is a beast and steals our beauty and our firmness. Rare is the bird who looks better now than then.

Unless you’re Al Roker.

Now here’s what’s happening in your neck of the woods: you are surrounded by fatties like me.

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When Men Were Rakish November 15, 2018

Cactus ’43

Time was, when hats were jaunty, and fellas would tilt a brim to the brink of audaciousness. Who could resist the power of this hombre in particular, gathered among his fellow American Institute of Mining and Metallurgy Engineers?

 

If This Doesn’t Make You Yawn November 13, 2018

Filed under: Fun,Funny,Photography,Pics — kerbey @ 1:48 pm
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Brian Cranston evidently bored our dogs to tears this morning.

Tonto couldn’t stop yawning.

giphy.com

 

Pepigram Binder Has Zero Google Matches

Filed under: 1920s,Advertising,Art,Culture,History,Nostalgia,Pics,Vintage — kerbey @ 6:23 am

Well, now I suppose it has ONE match, for this blog post.

I can’t show you what a Pepigram Binder is, but these are evidently pepigrams that would have been stored in said three-ring binder.

As you might have figured, these came from my Granddad Bill’s stack of salvaged things. But as to this pepigram, I have no explanation. Pep-i-gram Bin-dah (sing to the tune of “Paperback Writer”…)

 

Oh, The Ennui Of Driving Through Sequoias November 9, 2018

Images of America

Over 100 years ago, when this image was taken in California, the absence of windshields demanded that the driver (right-sided in this case) wore a duster and goggles as he wound his way through grounds without paved streets. Ladies often wore something similar to this.

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mashable.com

That’s quite a bit of work required before jumping in and cranking the engine. This pint-sized pooch seems to think it’s worth it.

mashable.com

 

Tramps Like Us November 8, 2018

Filed under: 1920s,Culture,Fashion,Fun,History,Nostalgia,Photography,Pics,Style,Vintage — kerbey @ 6:27 am
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Images of America

Oh, my goodness, y’all. Could these little boys BE any cuter? All dressed up in the 20s to emulate Charlie Chaplin for a lookalike contest. Bless their hearts.

Fun fact via Newsweek:

In 1975, several years before his death, Chaplin entered a look-alike contest of himself in France. He probably thought he was a shoo-in for the prize and everyone would have a hearty laugh at the end. But then he came in third.

 

First Epicurean Order of Delclesians November 7, 2018

Filed under: 1970s,College,Culture,History,Nostalgia,Photography,Pics,Style,Vintage — kerbey @ 10:39 am

1978 Univ of TX

 

 
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