Buckles Of Swash

In a recent conversation with fellow blogger, Benson, we discussed actor Errol Flynn, who often played daring and dauntless characters, ripe with resourcefulness, chivalry, and swordfighting skills. He is remembered as the consummate swashbuckler. A biography of Flynn is even titled Portrait of a Swashbuckler.

The fearless and fabulous Flynn in 1940's "The Sea Hawk"
The fearless and fabulous Flynn in 1940’s “The Sea Hawk”

Not to be outdone, the biography series of Douglas Fairbanks, The Great Swashbuckler, features scenes of him in iconic swashbuckling roles such as The Three Musketeers. Watch him get his swashbuckle on.

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http://www.cineaste.com/

I fear the term is going by the wayside, and this has to stop. Per wikipedia, the word swashbuckler generally describes a protagonist who is heroic and idealistic to the bone and who rescues damsels in distress. His opponent is typically characterized as the dastardly villain. 

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http://www.bestforfilm.com/

I have never gone in for romance novels, was never tempted by colorful covers of longhaired Fabios and heaving bosoms beneath torn bodices. But it’s not hard to understand why a woman would enjoy fantasizing about an honorable, courageous hero, eager to defeat evil as well as capture her body heart.

I did, however, see The Adventures of Robin Hood and The Princess Bride, the latter in my formative years, which left a generation of adolescent girls seeking their own Farm Boy-turned-dueling Dread Pirate Roberts, who would say, “As you wish” to their every desire. What lady wouldn’t want that?

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http://www.collegefashion.net/inspiration

One need not read to deeply into it to determine the suggestiveness of a hero who is good with his sword. And I do believe Robin Hood is quoted as saying, “Rise and rise again.”

So are there any modern day swashbucklers? Captain Jack Sparrow in the recent Pirates of the Carribbean franchise with his pirate swaggah, could pass for a swashbuckler. One might even argue that Indiana Jones played a cocky swashbuckler, engaging in daring and romantic adventures, although he lacked the ostentatious bravado. And the mustache. 

In any event, the swashbuckling archetype, driven nearly into extinction after its overexposure in movies and mid-century TV shows, is due for re-entry.

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Give A Hoot (And Make It A Double)

1949 Comet Yearbook
1949 Comet Yearbook

No, of course there was no caption beneath this picture, explaining why two boys had owls in their laps. That would be too easy! And then I might actually get it–which I don’t. I checked, and the high school mascot was not an owl. This was presumably not a bird-watching club. I doubt it was an anti-pollution group back in ’49 (give a hoot; don’t pollute, per Woodsy Owl). I’m stumped. In any event, I was under the impression that you could not tame a raptor. However, these two look quite tame.

Double O Heaven

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http://www.thisisnotporn.net/

Okay, okay, let’s keep it clean here in blogland. It’s just Sean Connery, teasing Jill St. John with his ice cream on the set of Diamonds Are Forever in 1971. Nothing to get riled up about. 

Swoon River

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These ladies of of the 1946 Delta Chi Delta all agreed upon one thing: crooner Frank Sinatra was dreamy, even worthy of a swoon.

Swoon:
a : to faint 
b : to become enraptured <swooning with joy>

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But they weren’t the only ones. Ol’ Blue Eyes appealed to Bobby Soxers across the board.

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http://top40.about.com/

Before Elvis and the Beatles, there was Frank Swoonatra, The Voice, Chairman of the Board.

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http://www.veooz.com/

The war was over, and the girls were eager to mob the Italian kid from Hoboken, New Jersey.

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http://www.examiner.com/

Most of us know about the Rat Pack, his ill-fated marriage to Ava Gardner, his suspect connections to the Mafia, his support of JFK, his daughter Nancy Sinatra, and his acting and singing careers. You may even know he’s one of only five people to have both a #1 single and an Oscar for acting, along with Cher, Barbra Streisand, Bing Crosby, and Jamie Foxx. Yeah, Jamie Foxx. But did you know:

  • His version of “New York, New York” is played at Yankee Stadium after every Yankee home win? Liza Minelli’s version is played after every Yankee home loss.
  • He was the original choice to play Dirty Harry?
  • When Bela Lugosi died virtually penniless, Sinatra paid for his funeral?

According to www.imdb.com, “Sinatra weighed over 13 pounds at birth, and he had to be delivered by forceps. As a result, one of his ears was nearly severed. Showing no signs of life, he was held by his grandmother under cold, running water. He began to breathe, and cry. His mother – a practical nurse – and his father – a tavern operator – had been hoping for a girl, and had already chosen the name Frances. So they gave him the masculine form of the name: Francis.”

Here he is performing vocal warm-ups with Jackie Gleason.

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http://www.thisisnotporn.net/

And just clowning around on the set of Guys and Dolls.

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http://www.thisisnotporn.net/

And finally laid to rest.

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http://thetuneman.ca/

Hold Me Now

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I found this at an antique store in a nearby town a few days ago. No information on the back. Looks like late 20s, early 30s by the bobbed hair. My best guess is the man in the middle is the grandfather of Mr. Paul Reubens.

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http://www.punchdrunkcritics.com/

See? Pee Wee Herman likes holding puppies, too.

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http://www.pinterest.com/pin/62980094762800874/

Sory, I meant to say Mr. Paul Rubenfeld.

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http://sirthriftalot.blogspot.com/

You know I always have to bring it back to yearbooks.

The Best Part Of Waking Up

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http://americanphotoarchive.photoshelter.com/

The best part of waking up is not Folger’s in your cup; it’s not being dead. I average about four hours of sleep per night, so I am never fully-rested, fully-cognizant, or fully-functioning. It is one of many thorns in my side. But I keep waking up each morning, before the sun, before the rooster crows, still breathing and being alive.

In the time it’s taken you to read this, about 100 people have died. Yep, approximately 6000 per hour.

So consider yourself lucky! If you’re still here, you’ve still got a mission to accomplish. Maybe it’s tackling that in-box. Maybe it’s chores. Maybe it’s fighting an illness. Maybe it’s a kind word to build someone up today, or just putting one foot in front of the other. But you’re not still sitting here, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide, for nothing. My guess is you’ll make it to the next minute as well. Hey, that’s better than the 200 people who died since you clicked on this post. Cheers to life, buddy! Get another cup of coffee (free trade, fair trade, or whatever) and enjoy the morning.

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http://sixuntilme.com/blog2

Critter Curls

 

Dames from 1946
Dames from 1946

I’m not saying they did hide varmints in their hair; I’m just saying they could.

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Before Olan Mills and Glamour Shots, amateur photographers had to direct their subjects with options and tips like:

  • Crane your head to the right, as if you hear screeching from over there, over there.
  • Keep your lips together, indicating you are slightly miffed or you smell B.O.
  • If you part your hair down the middle, you must stare directly at the camera.
  • Pearls. Always pearls.
  • Rebels may cock your chins to the left, akin to yoga’s “warrior pose,” which lets your enemies know that you have vanquished them. Wearing the bow signifies future enemies will perish, so don’t even bring it. I’m talking to you, June.

 

Bedroom Eyes

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http://tribes.tribe.net/

Please. You know I’m not going to talk about Dharma Bums or On The Road. I didn’t get an English degree for that. And plus, I’m not my 1995 boyfriend, trying desperately to have a deep conversation, so…

This is not to dismiss Jack Kerouac’s writing; if that’s what you want, check out another WP blogger. If it’s shallow and unnecessary judgment you need, you’re in the right place. And this isn’t about his cup of liquor or his pipe or his gingham or his lustful stare. It’s about how he was reincarnated as Nathan Fillion.

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http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/

With a dash of Mike Rowe.

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http://www.poptower.com/

Well, this shot of a dirty hitchhiker doesn’t look too much Kerouac. I might be wrong. Perhaps I should do some more research, just to be sure.

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http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/

Research is totally important.

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http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/

Seriously.

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Sorry, straight guys. Go cleanse your palate with some pin-ups.

Boys Win This Round

Oh, ladies, you have not represented well. Not a blessed one of you.

1965 Lamar Jr High School
1965 Lamar Jr High School

And especially not this girl. 65Scottie003Glasses and braces are the least of this pack’s worries. I feel a sudden urge to chew Fruit Stripes gum.

65Scottie004Mind you, all these kids were in the SAME 9th grade class (back when 9th grade was in junior high). They had to pass each other in the halls, taking in all the beauty and attractiveness going on.

Next, we have two clearly wasted, polka-dotted, teased ladies (whose hair does not fit in frame), bookending a less-hussier girl, who probably skipped the dances.

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In the next trio of girls, Cindy Nolen is the bowheaded gal having the time of her life.

65Scottie006Perhaps she was inspired by yesterday’s birthday girl?

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I won’t reference this site bc it tried to give me a virus.