Month: October 2014
Zombie Librarians Of The Apocalypse
High School Halloween 1955
Outside The Tastee-Freez
Because That’s How Sexy People Pose
If Pink suddenly developed a Madonna-esque Material Girl fixation with Marilyn Monroe, rushed out to the closest Supercuts for a bad bleach job and an even worse perm, lamented her decision and (in lieu of shaving it all off a la Britney Spears) drank the regret away with Fireball Whisky, jumped aboard a casino boat and (while at the buffet) stole several of their fiesta-themed napkins and fashioned them into a bikini, then (like Natalie Wood) “fell” off the boat and wound up ashore at dawn with a beast of a hangover, briefly considered an alternate career as a driftwood artist, and decided that her first good decision of the day would be to seductively climb aboard a plywood crate, sucking in that tummy–it would look like this.
It’s Beginning To Feel A Lot Like Autumn
Beautiful Autumn Day, Part II
Not So Spooky In Daylight
Saturday afternoon, eighty degrees, not a cloud in the sky. But Halloween is in the air, and there are decorations to be found. Clap if you dare!
Witches seem whimsical.
Except for the Snow White kind, with her chinny-chin-chin. Hey, y’all.
This witch looks like she belongs with the Peanuts gang.
A pint-sized Dracula gave me a hankering for sugary cereal.
Count Chocula, anyone?