Technically Still Just Two Scoops

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This kid’s got the right idea, and I don’t mean the pantaloons. Two is better than one.

Bette Davis didn’t turn down two scoops, either.

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Robert Plant went for three wee scoops. Perhaps they were accessories for his blouse.

Forrest Gump didn’t limit himself to one scoop because he knew it helps a body heal.

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Marilyn played a balancing game. This can only lead to tragedy and mayhem.

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Wait. I spoke too soon. THIS can only lead to tragedy and mayhem.