The Cure’s Robert Smith Leaves Stage To Arrest Disorderly Confederate Soldiers
At least that’s what it looked like to me.
But upon further inspection, it’s not Smith; it’s a UT campus policeman, arresting one of the Kappa Alphas during their traditional (and illegal) “confederate swim” in Littlefield Fountain. Bet that wouldn’t fly nowadays on any side of the aisle.
Halloween 1978
The original Halloween was released 40 years ago, in 1978.
It still creeps me out. That mask is terrifying.
But the students at the University of Texas in 1978 were fairly tame by comparison. I’m not even sure what the woman on the left is. A younger girl?
These were “50s be-boppers.”
The large Groucho nose was a big deal in the late 70s. Why did everyone have Raggedy Ann cheeks?
Now this is more like it.
I still can’t figure out what was the deal with clowns. At least there’s a vampire here, although his head looks more like Han Solo. 
The saucy wench looks like she’s having the most fun–and it isn’t even dark yet!
When You Order Queso For Yourself But Your Friends Think It’s For The Table
Why Your Grandma Never Had Hair In Her Eyes
One notices in 1940s hairstyles that the hair just beyond the temples was often smooth or pinned back, making the voluminous curled areas appear ever poofier in contrast. Ever wonder why you don’t see pics of these women with long bangs in their faces (like the umpteen actresses on talk shows who constantly wipe their hair to the side)? There’s no Crystal Gayle or Kim K. hair here. And it wasn’t just fashion.
Able-bodied men were overseas, and women were manning the production lines. Long hair (or even one stray lock) could get caught in machines and not only injure the workers, but put production on hold until she was freed. Even Veronica Lake (of the oft-imitated peekaboo hairstyle) changed her style during the war effort, showing the dangers of untamed, unpinned hair.
This youtube video explains why safety is of the utmost importance during factory work.
The end result is a new and improved, less seductive 4’11” Veronica, donning the updo called the “Victory Roll.” Sleek = Safe. And as you can see in the video, from behind, her hair makes a dazzling V for victory.
Many stars wore them, including Rita Hayworth.
And Betty Grable.
Now you know why your vintage pin-ups often wear their hair in an updo, and why the Allies won the war.
Cast Your Vote For The Lanky Lad With Scoliosis
Evidently, Elam was a pelvis-forward kind of man. I can’t say as I ever voted for an editor in college. The best I mustered was my first presidential vote.
But college politics have always been a big deal. Selig was willing to endanger his own life by sitting on the hood of this here jalopy.
Others simply strolled with signs.
Lovely signs, I’ll give them that. Both Brown and Ferguson remind me of civil rights cases. 
Folks sure showed enthusiasm for Sterling Steve. I hope he took it by a landslide. 
Cramped Quarters
These fellows at the Schreiner Institute are packed in like sardines! While some look dressed for bed, others seem ready for a night on the town. Perhaps they had to sleep in shifts to accommodate everyone.
1940s dorm life might have been cramped, but frat life was just plain odd. Check out this guitar fit for a giant! Where do you buy strings for that?
Meanwhile, the sorority girls were still playing with dolls…
But there’s one thing everyone could agree on.
Please Let Me Be Queen, Please Let Me Be Queen
hands clasped in prayer
Meth: Not Even Once
Hoo Ray For Raye
With politics so prevalent in today’s news feed, let’s dial it back to a simpler time. When the wheels were turning for Ferris.
When babies were too young to vote for Jane Cloyes.
And cows were used as props to show that voting for Cissy was no bull!
The Great Stone Face
In honor of Buster Keaton’s birthday, I want to share some fun gifs of his work. Best known for his silent films, demonstrating his physical comedy with a deadpan expression, he was nicknamed “The Great Stone Face.” As you’ll see in these images, it’s a miracle he made it to age 70, after all those stunts. If you haven’t seen one of his flicks, do yourself a favor.
Yellow Pages
I Don't Get It 