What So Proudly We Hailed
The UT Tower In The Distance
Before The Peanuts Tried To Kill Us
In 1955, peanuts were amazing little salted bundles of protein that everyone could eat (as far as we knew). For a nickel, you could eat a candy bar of pressed peanuts. You could eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on enriched white bread. You could fry wholesome meat in peanut oil. You could have peanuts out the wazoo. 
But now schools and churches and even offices are mostly nut-free zones. We warn parents not to put nutty items in Halloween or Easter candy. And some of us just avoid them as the lowly cousin of grander nuts. But you might be missing out.
Here, Let Me Pour Your Cereal Into A Bowl While I Hold Your Jacket And Briefcase
It’s Raining Cigarettes. Hallelujah.
Boyardee Fail: Pizza Does NOT Marry Well With Fruit And Milk
Tangy pizza with apples and milk (double dairy?) makes about as much sense as pizza spacecat.
Sleeping With Scads Of Little Men
Let’s Make More Bolo Ties For The Whole Gang
I Like It Better The First Way
Dog Day Afternoon
Gams O’ Les Girls
Not The Marlboro Man I Remember
Who’s THIS guy with the glasses, shelves of books, and a tat on his hand? That’s not The Marlboro Man. The Marlboro Man wears a cowboy hat and has a cigarette dangling out of his mouth. He’s wincing into the sun with crow’s feet and leathered skin but yet ruggedly handsome, despite the huge probability of melanoma. I’m going to have to take a pass on 1957 Marlboro Man.
I Don't Get It 