Category: High School

Santa, Bring Me A Sweater As Keen As Joanne’s

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There is a lot going on here, other than Wendy’s front row coveting. Joanne has the swellest “S” sweater in town, but she is distracted by a handful of seeds for her beanstalk. Slingblade in the rear right needs to work on his posture, and far left is making a teensy tiny touchdown. Closest he’ll get to playing football. One thing’s for sure: yay, scarves!

My Sweet Nearly Embraceable You

Comet54-004What’s up with Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons here? That fourth season doesn’t quite know how to put his arm around a girl. That’s not even first base.

These are my guesses:

  • He’s taking extreme measures not to be perceived as “getting fresh.”
  • Margie recently had lap band surgery and lost half her weight, and old habits die hard, on his part.
  • Margie contracted Hep C by sharing a needle with Tommy Lee, and might be contagious.
  • There is an invisible parrot named Rio on her shoulder.
  • He was the very first tree-hugger, and his arms froze that way.

Do you have the answer? Can you tell me why the leaping Wolfman has one black hand?