Showgirl Chooses Soft-Skinned Grip Over Pool-Owning Leading Man
Category: Fun
8 X 9 And Looking Fine
Miss Dolly turns 72 today. In the words of my sister-in-law: If you don’t like Dolly, I don’t want to know you.
Happy Birthday To Cary Grant
Archibald Leach would have been 114 today. Ain’t he a kick in the head?
Because Elvis Could Make Even THAT Blouse Sexy
Because They’re Minors
Well, they WERE minors back in 1987 when I took this shot. Now their pyramids are probably cheap domestic beers or craft bottle trees.
How To Party Like It’s 1970
Once you’ve worked up a sweat, go grab yourself a glass of cold refreshments from an ancient chaperone.
Dance to the groovy tunes of a guy wearing a headband.
And if possible, be crowned something that proves you’re better than everyone else.
See the envy in their eyes as you rock that crown. Dang, it feels good to be a gangster.
Make Fun A Habit
Fisherman Chic Linked To Recent Eye-Gouging
As you can see, the fishermen of Nazaré, Portugal traditionally donned checkered garb and long, wool hats (which could work double-duty as Christmas elves).
Doesn’t he look like Santa’s long-lost lumberjack cousin?
And tradition is not entirely lost to this day.
Before Gaga’s Meat Dress, There Was Frank Skirt
Geene Courtney had the honor of being Queen of National Hot Dog Week 1955, a pageant sponsored by the Zion Meat Company. Personally, I’d rather have skipped the meat scarf and just posed with a fish on a skyscraper.
Gail Hooper was paired with this 56-pound catfish (that must have been carried up an elevator all those flights of the Hotel New Yorker), as part of her duty as Miss National Catfish Queen in 1954.
I imagine they both took long, hat baths after that!
Look At Me, I’m Sandra Dee With An Ornament Pressed Up Against My Face
Super Sonic
Can You Hear Me Now?
I Don't Get It 