No Seatbelt Required
Category: Vintage
Keep It On The DL
He’s got the pen, so he must be doling it out, but what is it? His digits? A prescription for antibiotics to treat an itchy rash? The name of a Sicilian hit man to take care of some unpleasant business? A list of television networks at the time?
Prissy Overkill
Cotton Twill Shorts: Making Her Manly While Making Him Nelly
Hiding The Remains
Is He Roasting Corncobs With His Ski Pole?
Unrequited Adoration
Lost Indian Photobomb
Secret Ingredient Discovered
Secret Ingredient Used Later
Joy To The World
Things They Did Before The Amazing Interwebs, Part II
They dried dishes, while breaking down gender stereotypes and rocking festive aprons.
They wrapped books in brown paper packages tied up with string and sent them to unfortunate children who would have preferred cookies or even oranges.
They listened to “Fifth Street Blues” by The Royals on a Frisbee-sized 78, interpreting lyrics as related to the modern life of a 1950s housewife. Bye, baby, bye…
And on the weekends, they gussied up in dresses and sat in lawn chairs and pet dalmatians.
Things They Did Before The Amazing Interwebs, Part I
They read the newspaper until their fingertips were black with ink, often in groups referred to as “tree quartets.” Reading something made of a tree while touching a tree (and evidently a shoulder) connected them to nature.
Vision-deficient boys inflated balls with adult supervision, while parents consoled themselves that, while their son would never make point guard, he made a heck of a ball boy. And look–it’s his third college admissions letter!
They gathered round the piano for a rousing good time, except for Mavourneen and Chester, whose dour faces reflect their recent break-up. Nothing a little “Come On-A My House” can’t fix!
I Don't Get It 