Klute Hair Attacks Face

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Guard your cheekbones, sister! The header reads “Little Sisters of the Skull.” I don’t see a skull. And obviously one of these ladies is no little sister. The housemother’s pissy smile is reminiscent of Marlene Dietrich, the later years.

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The weak are more likely to make the strong weak than the strong are likely to make the weak strong. — Marlene Dietrich

Actually, her face conveys a more Kanye West sentiment: You should be honored by my lateness. If you’re not familiar with the leggy, gender-bending bisexual and promiscuous Dietrich, then chances are high you also have no idea to what Klute hair refers. No worries! It was an old Hanoi Jane Fonda movie, where she displayed this curious hairstyle. Female sideburns that flip up and constantly poke the eyeball–who wouldn’t want that? Personally, I prefer Barbarella.

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Evidently, Linda Bailey (in the Susan Dey Partridge Family vest) wanted it, and she appears elated with her decision.

71cactus032Fortunately for her, the hairstyle easily converted to the Joan Jett look, popular a decade later.

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And she don’t give a damn about her bad reputation.

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1971 U.T. Omega Psi Phi

Again–I did not pledge, so I cannot fully comprehend Greek life. All I can do is surmise that McBride and the Ride here bought dress shoes in bulk, with good arch support, in order to perform these complex yoga moves. This picture is 43 years old, so I doubt they can work their lumbar region like that these days, but stranger things have happened.

I like how Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky, and Mike left enough personal space between groins to still seem tough and masculine. As far as personal preference, I’ll have to say Bertram has the nicest smile (Berri just seems angry or confused), and John Taylor (one of the long-lost Duran Duran Taylor boys) seems to smugly be bringing up the caboose (happy to have no one behind him). All in all, a nice portrait of unity, representing the four stated goals of the fraternity: manhood, scholarship, perseverance, and uplift. Uplift?

Shirtless Jack “Jables” Black In Self-Satisfied Superman Stance

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Who knew the rotund spinning High Fidelity star was that into frisbee? Or shirtlessness?

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Ugly 80s Sweaters That Make Me Hungry

Here, boys. When you think of me, think of fattening comfort food. I just hope that she and Jungle Safari Jill next to her were able to score a 2 for 1 deal on perms that month.

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I’m feeling a bit peckish. Venison, anyone?

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The following Pegasus dress is pretty fly for a white girl, but how could it possibly compare to a graphic 3/4 sleeve sweater that also teaches us dumb Americans to speak French?

88UglySweatersMaybe these sweaters were worn by French students? The models look très peeved.

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Picture Courtesy of The Trad

Speaking of apples, check out that big screen monitor!

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How about a guy in a sweater, using his Apple to get important work done?

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I believe that big slit was where the floppy disk went…

Now that’s the right way to rock an apple!

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