Boyardee Fail: Pizza Does NOT Marry Well With Fruit And Milk

Tangy pizza with apples and milk (double dairy?) makes about as much sense as pizza spacecat.

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Lick It Up 1979

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I don’t know if Mike Douglas is more horrified to be working the register at this Jack-In-The-Box or to have 30-year-old Gene Simmons’ famous tongue too close for comfort. Cher seems unfazed.

 

Woman Passive-Aggressively Uses Literal Handgun To Shoot Down Seventeen Magazine’s Unrealistic Standards Of Beauty

National Geographic, Oct ’64