Better Campaign Tactics Than Spending Half A Billion Dollars
Category: Funny
Now Is The Time To Get Sized For Your Easter Chapeau
Other options include:
and even a colorful understated hat for the menfolks
How I Feel When David Spade Takes A Weeklong Hiatus
Far left.
Both pictures.
Frustrated.
Beside myself.
Resigned to a saltless week of empty timeslot.
Pleading Their Cases
Seriously Sadie
Perusing the pages of ancient yearbooks, I have seen many a Sadie Hawkins dance. But this 1946 event from North Texas State University takes the cake! What an eye for detail these kids had. 
L’il Abner was everywhere.
They really got into character.
It’s a good time when everyone participates!
But That Couple In The Middle
Do you suppose it’s pantyhose on their faces, like robbers don?
When You Get Laid Off And Enter A Lower Income Bracket And Can No Longer Afford Crepe Erase
But Why?
Another I don’t get it moment to try and comprehend…
Put Another Dime In The Jukebox, Baby
I’ve played several jukebox songs at bars lately, and I only play from the “discount” list because I can’t in good conscience pay more than $1 per song, which is what the cheap rate is. Some folks even pay $2 so that they can get their song played NEXT, which I feel is incredibly poor manners. Whatever happened to first come, first serve? I guess the rich win that round.
Sitting At The Cool Kids’ Table 1978
When Your Tie Dress Is Extra
Shirt You Hundo P Could Not Wear In High School In 2020
Back in 1978, this was seen as a clever tee, cute enough to make it into the yearbook. High schools would undoubtedly send this minor home in today’s #metoo era.
Even teachers were allowed to petition for partners.
You can’t wear that these days either. Turkeys would be offended.
This one would pass muster, despite its inaccuracy.
At least this one tells the truth.
This next shirt pairs beautifully with his thick, manly ‘stache.
Maybe the safest course to take is to simply don some school spirit (and a Dorothy Hamill haircut for his and hers).
I Don't Get It 