You remember how to let your fingers do the walking, don’t you?
Karate Kid Mimes Eating Oatmeal While Learning To Let His Fingers Do The Walking
Category: Funny
Creation Isn’t Random Because Monkey Orchids
And I’m pretty certain they don’t evolve into human orchids.
Let Me Show You The Door
I found this little nugget in a new-to-me yearbook (that reeks of cigarette smoke and has little torn football ticket halves inside) this morning. Every bit of it makes me smile. The dark-bearded fellow in the floral shirt evokes the (not-then-yet released) movie Urban Cowboy. The fellow in crimson and cream is clearly the aggressor, perhaps Bud-induced, and his failure to don a belt makes me cringe. Beltless jeans make me crazy.
The towheaded guy in orange reminds me of a younger (perhaps more Appalachian) Terry Bradshaw.
Bradshaw Fun Fact: Dallas Cowboys’ linebacker “Hollywood Henderson” infamously said Bradshaw “couldn’t spell ‘cat’ if you spotted him the ‘c’ and the ‘t.'” OUCH.
Yes, We Have Huge Bananas
Banana Burt and Lil pose in snazzy white trousers (who knows? maybe they were yellow…) at the Buzzards Bay, Massachusetts Dairy Queen in 1950. Forget the dilly bar; I’d rather drink a banana. 16 oz for a quarter? Sign me up!
Sad that you can’t spend the day with a huge banana these days? Well, check out this car made in Michigan.
Now you don’t need a BMW or Mercedes to get attention that you lacked in childhood; roll up in this tube of yellow and make others green with envy! And it never goes rotten.
She Got The Goldmine, He Got The English Springer Spaniel
How It Feels Whenever I Get More Than Four Hours Of Sleep
Sack-Savvy Smiles
Friday Night Booty Call 1958
For The Taxpayer On The Go
Why Watch TV When You Can Stare At The Technician?
Stumbling Upon Random Tame Buck Willing To Pose With Little Johnny
Dad’s Lofty Pipe Dream
Another perfect ad for I Don’t Get It. Where is Dad looking? Why is his family made into a pyramid? Isn’t Mom unstable? Who needs that much fuchsia fabric?
I Don't Get It 