In No Way Condescending

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Right off the bat, you can tell that this 1953 magazine is committed to the modest Parisian nature. The tagline implies: PRINTED IN (COMMONER’S) ENGLISH FOR YOU (AMERICAN IDIOTS FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO BE) IN PARIS. And don’t get me started on the little Arab genie proffering fruit to her highness in sage.

Inside, you will find a fair and fun article on Tibet, which supplies the worst drink in the world.

Realites-005I like the use of grocery in quotes. It makes it seem precious, like a toddler’s version of a real legit grocery, where adults make transactions while standing.

Next, you see a woman with a suspension bridge behind her. No, that’s a hat.

Realites-006The woman “at left” is this one, wearing a starfish on her head:

Realites-001Here we see a crew of caravaneers eating yak meat, which is forbidden in their religion, but who cares because they’re probably drunk on low-grade brick tea.

Realites-007You can just picture the disdain of the author dripping off his lips as he says, “Yaks and mules constitute the entire Tibetan transport system.” Why can’t they be civilized like us? Read on to find out.

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No sweeping generalizations here. Also, all Tibetan men are Capricorn.

 

Sunday Best

I nearly always post pictures from my own collection, but this picture from Shorpy was too good not to share. Shorpy has amazingly high resolution images that blow my mind. Do yourself a favor and let this one fill up your entire monitor. You can jump inside the prints on their clothes.

"Howard & Rena, April 1952." Visiting Claude's farm somewhere in Minnesota, affording us our third look at these colorful Kodachromes.
“Howard & Rena, April 1952.” Visiting Claude’s farm somewhere in Minnesota, affording us our third look at these colorful Kodachromes.

Celebrate October With A Fall-Theme Tie

Gladiator57-002Velma looks like a dog that got its head stuck in a black tambourine and shook herself violently until it fell down to her neck and then she decided to just own the look.

 

Never Blow On Your Tip

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Per pooldawg.com, “Never blow on your tip as the moisture from your breath can cause chalk to become cakey and not work as effectively.” This also applies to Russian pool, as seen in this 1952 Malibu bungalow. Perhaps the woman in the foreground is merely crooning Linda Ronstadt’s “Ooh, Baby Baby” or giving the stick encouragement. You can do it! One thing of which I’m certain: our local pool halls are rarely filled with pearls and peasant dresses. Oh, that’s a much better title! Pearls and peasant dresses.

Are You Ready For Some Football?

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Woot woot! So much zippered orange glory in this shot!

Trucker hat + aviator glasses + mustache = awesome

But awesome doesn’t last forever. Witness the power of the fumble to humble.

What the @#$% was that fumble?

Now what do I do with this cowbell?

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