Crazy Eyes

Sometimes I look through old yearbooks and wonder, “What in all that is holy?”

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My best guess here is that these fellas are wearing Groucho Marx glasses. Except that there aren’t any glasses at all. And Groucho was neither blond nor ginger. In fact, Hirschfeld drew Groucho with facial hair as black as night.

http://artthreat.net/2012/02/groucho-marx-what-this-country-needs/
http://artthreat.net/2012/02/groucho-marx-what-this-country-needs/

So I’m terribly vexed.

Right On The Beam

As you can see, this ad dates from Christmas 1946, when the term “Coke” was becoming part of popular jargon. The gang says this little towheaded sprite (fun fact: Coca-Cola didn’t introduce Sprite until 1961) looks just like Coke tastes. Delightful? Effervescent? All I know is, I like his hat.

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And in case you’re looking for a Coke Date, Miss Clough here is available for appointments.

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Politically Incorrect Yearbook Comics 1949

This is all in good fun, but folks would cry “domestic abuse” in this day and age.

49Comet007When I think of Mary Wana, I think of hippies, not high school students in 1949. My bad.
49Comet005Fun with intentional homicide!49Comet006Uh-oh, bestiality!49Comet004 Mental illness was a laughing matter.

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Hints of polygamy…

49Comet008And the grand finale of I-Don’t-Get-Itness…a bowlegged sheriff fondling a cactus made of student’s heads, as a vulture flies overhead. Because that’s normal.

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Dick With A Box

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Yep, it’s another yearbook picture sans caption, so we are left wondering why Dick Van Dyke (or his twin) is carrying a box of problems up the aisle.

http://jenny-and-the-jets.blogspot.com/
http://jenny-and-the-jets.blogspot.com/

And why are there no chairs? And what a pretty cherry dress!

Here is the other half of the picture, showing a man in a cape behind Dick, fanning him with a palm leaf. What the what??

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