I’ll Take A Pass On Sports, Thanks

Mirage 1963
Mirage 1963

The Good Lord would have made us heels over head if he’d intended such nonsense on a balance beam.

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No, I didn’t turn the picture. You can see the janitor behind him, wondering why any man in his right mind would want to be perpendicular to a pole when he could just push a broom like a normal person.

And these guys look super-psyched about this helmet.

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Sports make you hot and sweaty. Even the coach looks hot, and he’s not even playing. Sports gave him crow’s feet.

Sooner 1964

Even cheering is tedious. These young cheerleaders look exhausted, trying to count 2-4-6-8.


This might be the only sport I’d try, because of the cute suits. But not if my hair got wet. Or there was pee in the pool. Nevermind, forget it.

Cactus 1941
Cactus 1941