I’ll Take A Pass On Sports, Thanks

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Mirage 1963

The Good Lord would have made us heels over head if he’d intended such nonsense on a balance beam.

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No, I didn’t turn the picture. You can see the janitor behind him, wondering why any man in his right mind would want to be perpendicular to a pole when he could just push a broom like a normal person.

And these guys look super-psyched about this helmet.

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Sports make you hot and sweaty. Even the coach looks hot, and he’s not even playing. Sports gave him crow’s feet.

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Sooner 1964

Even cheering is tedious. These young cheerleaders look exhausted, trying to count 2-4-6-8.

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This might be the only sport I’d try, because of the cute suits. But not if my hair got wet. Or there was pee in the pool. Nevermind, forget it.

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Cactus 1941
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14 comments

  1. I have very similar views on sports Kerbey. For instance football – if they gave each player his own ball they wouldn’t all have to fight over one. 😀

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  2. I enjoy sports as well as dancing and cocktails. Pat thinks that the only good thing about sports is that it gives “stupid people” something to watch. I called him a petite bourgeois elitist and hit him with a tennis racket.

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