
Smoke ‘Em If You Got ‘Em







Hello, dear readers! Kerbey here. Today we continue our Rave for Dave Campaign, as we sing the praises of our fearless Blog of Funny Names leader. In yesterday’s post, Fannie updated us on his health issue, and ways we can contribute to his GoFundMe page. With our support, we can help him win this battle! To add to that support, I offer my silly and sincere ode to brave Dave.
Ode To Dave, Who Is Strong Like Bull
What can I say of my pal, Dave?
His friendship is a gift
He’s a glass half-full, super middleweight guy
With more enthusiasm than Taylor Swift
He’s hope and resilience, endurance and charm
Charisma and kindness, his nature
Ever-the-encourager, boxing-phile
Lover of nomenclature
So maybe he favors red hoodies
Maybe he’s donned zebra pants
Could he have worn a “Merry “Chrithmith” sweater?
I think there’s a pretty good chance
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Already 6’3″ at age 12, Andre the Giant would eventually grow to be 7’4″ and weigh 500 lbs. It’s hard to really wrap your head around that. 500 lbs! His fist looks as big as this guy’s face.


Just look at his fingers on Cary’s face.

Can you see the resemblance in his only child, Robin?
