Mary Alice has been on hold for 37 minutes with her P.O.C. health insurance carrier, and has found herself entertaining unkind thoughts of shoving Joyce and Joanne’s heads through the spindly wrought iron bars.
“Your Call Is Very Important To Us”
Tag: Communication
It’s Jake, From State Farm
We Are Siamese If You Don’t Please
The Chuck Norris Of Phones
You don’t drop this phone; this phone drops you.
Keep It On The DL
He’s got the pen, so he must be doling it out, but what is it? His digits? A prescription for antibiotics to treat an itchy rash? The name of a Sicilian hit man to take care of some unpleasant business? A list of television networks at the time?
I Don't Get It 