Like many of us, Santa has spent the last six months confined to his ornate mansion with elves/servants to meet his many needs. As a member of a high risk population, he made the wise decision to not leave his estate. However, his eating habits suffered, and consequently, he “shakes when he laughs like a bowl full of jelly” more than ever before. With autumn’s arrival today, sources say he is focusing on tightening his core, to meet his Christmas Eve duties of navigating a sleigh and climbing in and out of chimneys. Word on the street is he tried both Tae Bo and P90X and found them too taxing. He has now taken to old VHS cassettes of “Sweating to the Oldies.” As of this writing, his shape is somewhat uneven.
But don’t fret for Mr. Claus; he’s been in the game for hundreds of years now, and he still has that Santa Swag that woos the ladies. The cap hides any receding hairline, and his red suit means he’s always soft to the touch.
Nonetheless, Santa is making his health a priority with heart-healthy veggies and lean meats. Don’t be surprised if you spot him at the North Pole 24 Fitness.
I Don't Get It 
It isn’t even Holloween yet and already we see Christmas pictures. Well that’s fine with me. Holloween is over rated.
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Ha! The stores have both sets of decorations already. Crazy.
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LOL 🙂 🙂 I saw Christmas trees up at Macy’s already the other day! I’m a big fan of Christmas, but that seemed a bit early even for my taste. Give Santa his time to shape up! ❤ At any rate, thanks for the giggle!
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Right? They are all over our Lowe’s and Home Depot as well. I can’t quite get into the spirit until after Halloween.
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Agreed! I’m rocking my Halloween playlist right now as I scroll through blogs 🙂 🙂
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I feel like Halloween has a very limited amount of related songs.
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You’d be surprised how many I found! 🙂 Of course I included some score tracks from Halloween-y movies, that helped boost it a bit.
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ch-ch-ch, ah-ah-ah
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It must be tough around the North Pole with not even Santa feeling like sharing any Ho Ho Ho’s because of the virus, Kerbey.
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