Perhaps your state will start re-opening as per its Phase I guidelines on May 1st. Perhaps it’s May 8th. All I know is it WILL be May, and folks will be getting prepped and ready to shine.
Betty can breathe on Martha, and Martha can cough on Mary.
Carl won’t have to wipe down that wooden chair seat after he gets up.
The line at Great Clips will stretch past the adjacent Subway and Pizza Hut in the strip malls.
The cleaners will be packed with piles of people’s threadbare sweats and yoga pants.
Cobblers will be cobbling.
Diners will be packed elbow-to-elbow.
People might even board public transportation.
Ew. Seriously gross. Kirk is even having second thoughts about cushions never cleaned.
Butchers will be butchering, fileting, de-boning, and slicing deli meats and cheeses.
Department store racks will be scoured for wider waistbands.
Bars and restaurants, clubs and dance halls will throw open their doors and welcome the traumatized masses, stumbling in to relearn dances, to rebuild their tolerance to cocktails, and use public restrooms.
The streets will sound with joyous rapture and merry harmony. “So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodbye” to coronavirus.
At least…for now.
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Wow, this is so good, and scarily, probably not far off the mark )
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That’s a world class collection of images. May Day (the 1st) is my birthday and I really want something to re-open so I can claim credit for it, even if that’s a ridiculous notion. Me, me, me….
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Man, I say storm the castle if you have to, Tom. You gotta claim some victory that day.
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I know, right? In Hawaii May 1st is Lei Day and of course the goal is to get lei’d. Thirteen year old me chortled and chortled. Now I have larger and more noble goals. Open up this economy!
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Tear down that wall, Mr. Gorbachev! Sorry, I got caught up in the moment.
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Baby steps, Kerbey …
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I’m ready for some big Jack and the Beanstalk steps. Until then, I’m staying confined to my home.
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I hope it is May 1. Since I am considered “high risk” I will not go crazy. I just will be happy for our economy.
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Beautiful pictures and as always your narration wins!
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