Back in 1987, Cindy Crawford may have been bronzed (and possibly narcoleptic), but she lacked the use her right eye.
Once her tan had faded, only her left eye was functional, and seems to have contracted a nasty case of pink eye, to boot.
Linda was the next victim of vision impairment, which may explain her shoddy yellow eye shadow application.
Christie’s left eye is hidden beneath this fetching safety pin hat. It might prove helpful if she needs emergency hemming.
Iman was only partially impaired by her curly strands. However, her poor lobes were taxed with cutlery. Nothing like the feel of prongs scraping against your collarbone to remind you that forks are the enemy of supermodels.
Nowadays, it’s important to have both eyes free of impediments so that you can properly text while driving. Eyes work better in tandem. Just ask this guy!
I Don't Get It 
Who was that “fashion” for? Who wore those costumes other than models? Not feeling it.
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It does seem to make more sense for art students to appreciate then fashion students.
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Also more appropriate to wear for fashion shoots than a trip to the grocery or dinner.
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I think they were super into asymmetry in the 1980s. I seem to remember frocks with only one sleeve and block prints where only one half of the garment had patterns. The fork earrings are utterly ridiculous and probably very painful to wear.
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Maybe you start equating eating with pain and stop altogether?
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Ah yes. Weird diets were very ’80s too.
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I’ll keep an eye out for your next post.
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Ba dum bum.
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