Well, it says Pepsi is bracing, and I feel like I’d rather have a bracing whiskey, to be honest. I don’t need a bracing soda. I guess I should have more indoor cook-outs to stay young. I thought that was just called cooking.
Pretty sure Barbara Mandrell did not sing about putting peanuts in Pepsi in “I Was Country When Country Wasn’t Cool.” Plus, Pepsi can never anchor a line of a song bc nothing rhymes with it, except Hep C, and is that what you want to think about when you’re drinking? Pamela Anderson sharing a dirty tattoo needle with Tommy Lee? It’s just wrong all around.
I Don't Get It 
You don’t say “Pepsi please”? You must not think young.
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Well, it says Pepsi is bracing, and I feel like I’d rather have a bracing whiskey, to be honest. I don’t need a bracing soda. I guess I should have more indoor cook-outs to stay young. I thought that was just called cooking.
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Ha! Try putting peanuts in a glass of Pepsi (yuk). Coke over Pepsi for life 🙂
@ Benson- hahaha good point
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Pretty sure Barbara Mandrell did not sing about putting peanuts in Pepsi in “I Was Country When Country Wasn’t Cool.” Plus, Pepsi can never anchor a line of a song bc nothing rhymes with it, except Hep C, and is that what you want to think about when you’re drinking? Pamela Anderson sharing a dirty tattoo needle with Tommy Lee? It’s just wrong all around.
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