If Aliens Came And Stole All Our Coke, And Only Then





    • Well, it says Pepsi is bracing, and I feel like I’d rather have a bracing whiskey, to be honest. I don’t need a bracing soda. I guess I should have more indoor cook-outs to stay young. I thought that was just called cooking.

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    • Pretty sure Barbara Mandrell did not sing about putting peanuts in Pepsi in “I Was Country When Country Wasn’t Cool.” Plus, Pepsi can never anchor a line of a song bc nothing rhymes with it, except Hep C, and is that what you want to think about when you’re drinking? Pamela Anderson sharing a dirty tattoo needle with Tommy Lee? It’s just wrong all around.

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