How Not To Freeze Your Eggs


This blowhard Dutchwoman is participating in an after-dinner sport called Eieren Blazen, or egg-blowing, the antidote for a meal rich in beef and potatoes. Amsterdam egg-blowers spent the evening, sitting on their hands and blowing toward the goal. Think you might fall into gluttonous sin tonight? No problem. We can burn off those calories. Simply fetch an empty eggshell, a billiard table with two goal nets, a dozen pals, and away we go.

AmsterdamEggBlowers-002I know it sounds farfetched, but could that be Morey Amsterdam actually IN AMSTERDAM, bug-eyed and diminutive in the cardigan?

21 thoughts on “How Not To Freeze Your Eggs

      1. Oh that is an unfortunate coincidence. Just wanted to be different, cause everyone says Jesus *** Christ all the time and that’s really not fair to Jesus, cause he had nothing to do with whatever, and I bet he looks down to us and thinks, “Stop with this *** already, my ears are burning!” You’re welcome Jesus.


  1. I don’t think it’s an empty egg, Kerbey. One, the shell would be cracked. Two, even if the emptied it very carefully, with a pinhole or some such slow method, it would be too light and would blow all over the dang table. No, I think this lady was a hard-boiled egg- blowing champion. Worse or better for her reputation?

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