During my many trips to India, specifically the village of Kerala, this was a familiar sight. Tanned men with enviable full heads of hair, revealing sculpted calves beneath skirts straight out of The Preppy Handbook, working the Tellicherry and Malabar peppercorns as they dried in the sun. No, wait, I’ve never been overseas; I’ve only eaten curry dishes at Royal India off the highway. In any event, their waiters would do themselves a favor to don such gay apparel.
I Don't Get It 
Well I like peppercorns but I prefer using a mill, rather than my feet. Also his skirt might be the “bee’s knees” to the local fellows but his sense of color and pattern co-ordination sure sucks.
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Well, perhaps if your prints are busy, it keeps YOU busy. 🙂
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I must agree with Benson…the pattern/color combinations leave a lot to be desired!!
But nice legs all the same!!
(oh….I don’t eat peppercorn…so I’m comfortable with them using feet!
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What if you are eating Caesar salad at a restaurant and the waiter offers freshly-ground pepper? Do you turn him down?
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hmmm….probably yes. Now if there is an offer of freshly-grated cheese…I’m all in!!
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ha, had I not known you better, I’d have totally believed the first half of your post–spoken (written) like a well-traveled blogger 🙂
Just gotta say: love those skirts and they do have nice legs. But does this mean that peppercorns have been stomped on before packaging? Please tell me they’re washed somehow.
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I wish I knew. But maybe those peppercorns stay in India?
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peppercorns do have a funky sort of fragrance. ???
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True. And I am above eating pre-ground pepper in the manner that I would not drink pre-ground coffee. Freshness is best!
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love that you grind your beans, too. Pre-ground is for the common people 😉
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Indian kilts! And very colorful their clan colors are.
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This is very popular in Mumbai and across the sub-continent.
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I have heard tell of this No No.
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You know? I’ve seen something here today that I genuinely have never seen before.
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You can cross men in peppercorns off your list.
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I will dole out pepper from any old shake and put my pre-ground Dunk N Donuts into my coffee maker every night and set the timer with no pretenses whatever, Kerbey and Liz. Whaddya think of me now! In my summer golf shorts I make this skirt-footer guy look lame, besides.
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Next, you’ll tell me you’re eating bologna on Wonder Bread with mayo!
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… on whole wheat bread, with American cheese and spicy brown mustard, Kerbey.
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