I Will Never Dress A Chicken Nor Stand In Waist-High Snow Augusta, Maine farmstand 40s from Okrent’s “The Way We Were” Share this:TwitterFacebookLike this:Like Loading... Related 20 thoughts on “I Will Never Dress A Chicken Nor Stand In Waist-High Snow” Add yours All I gotta say is if you are going to dress a chicken for snow don’t forget the boots. LikeLiked by 1 person Reply They get cold quickly. LikeLiked by 1 person Reply Is it wrong I want chicken noodle soup now? LikeLiked by 2 people Reply No. I plan on eating some in about 3 hrs. LikeLiked by 1 person Reply I see that the chickens from the 40’s were more svelte than today’s chickens. When did we super-size our chickens? LikeLiked by 1 person When we pumped them full of hormones to grow them faster, right? “Most of the nearly nine billion chickens raised in the U.S. for their meat each year are selectively bred to grow so large, so fast that they can barely move or stand. With unnaturally large “white meat” breasts and bones that can’t support their obese and disproportionate bodies, many of these birds spend most of their lives lying down in their own waste with open sores and wounds that act as gateways to infection.” Yum! Thanks, America. LikeLike I had no idea. That would explain the statement I heard about US chickens are breed to be fully grown in 7-8 weeks on as little food as possible. LikeLiked by 1 person wow, just wow LikeLiked by 1 person Reply I have stood in waist deep snow, but haven’t yet dressed a chicken. I’m thinking maybe a Batman costume…or maybe Robin. LikeLiked by 1 person Reply I read that too fast and thought you wrote “I have stood in waist deep sorrow,” and was like, “Wow, Norm, you’re getting really deep today.” LikeLike Reply Waist deep. LikeLiked by 1 person They look like tiny people hanging upside down! LikeLiked by 1 person Reply Snow peas and chicken with dumplings is perfect for a blizzard, Kerbey. LikeLiked by 1 person Reply Ooh, that does sound nice. LikeLike Reply I’ve done both. It’s Hell getting a chicken to make up the mind what to wear! LikeLiked by 1 person Reply Ha ha! A bird brain is too small to make wardrobe decisions. LikeLiked by 1 person Reply I think .42 cents a pound seems a bargain for a dressed chicken, but I wonder if that includes the stockings and heels. LikeLiked by 1 person Reply Ha! LikeLike Reply Looks like skimpy breasts and the chickens are thin, too. LikeLiked by 1 person Reply Ba-dum-bum! LikeLike Reply Observation and Interpretation: Cancel reply Enter your comment here... Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Email (required) (Address never made public) Name (required) Website You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Google account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Facebook account. ( Log Out / Change ) Cancel Connecting to %s Notify me of new comments via email. Notify me of new posts via email.