So Much Meat Pulls The Surface

I hear Shiraz pairs nicely with Peru system.

Not a fan? What about old adopted mother’s veggies? So fresh!

And don’t forget to customize the heat level to your desired God Fire.

Still too spicy? Ask for a pat of adult butter to even out the heat.

If you’re vegan, you’ll have to skip the butter. No dairy for you. But remember:

Pretty wife eat cheese. Pretty wife eats meat. Pretty wife eats flesh salad.

Lost in Asian translation? Retreat and think of cakes.

Not a fan of cakes? Try a small square of caramel.

Do you eat? Coron to you! Bon Appétit!

8 thoughts on “So Much Meat Pulls The Surface”

  1. Hipsters all going, “Yeah, well, we don’t eat there…it’s not really authentic.” I could swear that several of these menu items use the same characters as the steroid guys at my gym. Especially “Old adopted mother vegetable.” So long as the sole of a sock is crisp, I’m good.

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  2. Wow that is the greatest menu I have ever seen. Is this a case of mis- translation or are those folks just having a joke on us? No matter those are some great descriptions.

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