I thought you were speaking some Irish dialect there, but now I get it. Out of sloe gin. The thing is, the ad says they taste like fresh, luscious blackberries, so I guess he is a cordial man. Drinking them makes him cordial.
You’ve really thought this through, and I accept this explanation as true. I just think he would be MORE excited if it were not served in a 2 oz glass…
Amen. That’s all you can do when the champ gets knocked out. Maybe if this were some sissy volleyball game, a Barbie-sized glass would do, but not this.
I am ashamed to admit I used to sneak this stuff out of my Dad’s liquor cabinet and take nips at it when nobody was at home. I din’t use those glasses though, just pretty much up-ended the bottle.
Definitely a C- poem. Nice touch matching the cordial color to the wallpaper stripes. Jack (is that his real name?) looks a bit of a troll in that third drawing. Or a bunny rabbit. Expecting whiskers to sprout shortly.
Though the most important comment here is of course that She Blinded Me With Science.
Yes, true! He does look like he’s up to something. And even though I realize women wouldn’t be watching boxing, I still feel like it’s weird that a houseful of dudes are tossing it back.
Turn that frown upside down.
Even though your boss is a freaking clown.
Drink that stinking blueberry cordial down.
And act like a big guy your last night on the town.
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Hiram Walker cordial? Where they ought of sloe gin?
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I thought you were speaking some Irish dialect there, but now I get it. Out of sloe gin. The thing is, the ad says they taste like fresh, luscious blackberries, so I guess he is a cordial man. Drinking them makes him cordial.
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You’ve really thought this through, and I accept this explanation as true. I just think he would be MORE excited if it were not served in a 2 oz glass…
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Amen. That’s all you can do when the champ gets knocked out. Maybe if this were some sissy volleyball game, a Barbie-sized glass would do, but not this.
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I am ashamed to admit I used to sneak this stuff out of my Dad’s liquor cabinet and take nips at it when nobody was at home. I din’t use those glasses though, just pretty much up-ended the bottle.
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The sweetness must have been delightful!
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Definitely a C- poem. Nice touch matching the cordial color to the wallpaper stripes. Jack (is that his real name?) looks a bit of a troll in that third drawing. Or a bunny rabbit. Expecting whiskers to sprout shortly.
Though the most important comment here is of course that She Blinded Me With Science.
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Yes, true! He does look like he’s up to something. And even though I realize women wouldn’t be watching boxing, I still feel like it’s weird that a houseful of dudes are tossing it back.
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Very Mad Men-esque, I’m sure.
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MMmm…. mixed with a nice warm vanilla cream.
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Turn that frown upside down.
Even though your boss is a freaking clown.
Drink that stinking blueberry cordial down.
And act like a big guy your last night on the town.
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