Have a hankering to visit the Sunshine State? No, not the Australian state of Queensland!
But before you start packing, please review the following:
Where does one get a license to skateboard? The same place you procure a license to ill?
Never more than an hour from the ocean? Fresh seafood, here I come!
I Don't Get It 
Okay that answers my Elephant parking question, for my next visit. Thank goodness for this blog post! lol
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You really shouldn’t leave your elephant unattended anyway.
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Damn, thanks for the post. My second wife and I honey mooned in Miami. I swear she sang “Don’t Fear the Reaper” right before she parachuted into my arms. So…do I get a discount on the divorce? Sorry…I do like the humid and hot expanse, called Florida. And I love the grub in Miami,
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That paints a lovely image. It does say “Romeo and Juliet
are together in eternity,” so that’s romantic, if you like teen suicide. I like Miami grub, but not more than cowbell.
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Oh my.That is a perfect response. You are too cool.
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whilst whilst whilst
My daughter had to look up insane Minnesota laws for school last year. I think there was something about having a monkey (or parakeet) on your head and also not showering nekked. ??
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Gross. I would never shower naked.
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Sorry but I must say this. Do you know the difference between naked and nekked? Naked means you have no clothes on. Nekked means you have no clothes on, and you’re up to something. Bada boom.
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I said what I meant and I meant what I said.
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And buck nekkid?
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Well that means you’re up to something and you plan on enjoying it.
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Reblogged this on By the Mighty Mumford and commented:
NICE PLACE, NICE PICTURES, INTERESTING LAWS!!!
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I grew up there– great stuff !!!!
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Don’t go to Key Largo. It’s a dive! They did have a classic movie named after the place, though. I heard the director had Naked Ambition as a backup title.
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