when it involves my food, I do not laugh. Still remember when Larry jokingly took half of the cheese out of my cheese sandwich when we were in college. So not funny. Still not totally over it.
THANK YOU. Oh, the portions of the past! It is a pity that evokes many tears. It’s a wonder they ever had fuel for their muscles. How did they have energy to flip through a Rolodex or use a rotary phone?
And yet the carton of Morton’s was simply huge, so salt was not short-portioned anywhere even if this particular pour was just a bad gag, hey, Kerbey? This slickster indeed deserves a slap to the smirk.
He took that whole “The Way You Look Tonight” song way too seriously, if you ask me.
And salt’s preservative qualities work only when applied externally as well.
I Don't Get It 
what a jokester
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I hate jokes. I retaliate with fury. You??
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when it involves my food, I do not laugh. Still remember when Larry jokingly took half of the cheese out of my cheese sandwich when we were in college. So not funny. Still not totally over it.
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That is on par with euthanizing pound animals who just arrived yesterday. Don’t mess with cheese.
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Larry takes half the cheese out of your sandwich in college, Liz, and yet you still marry him? What the heck??
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What a tool. Too much salt deserves at least a punch in the gut. Were it not for the camera ol’ girl would smack the Brylcreme out of his head.
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Somebody’s got a case of the January doldrums! You need some fried mushrooms and some IPA.
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Well… You may be right. But still…
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Her gritted teeth say it all. . .
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Who eats such a small amount of popcorn? That’s not even the appetizer size. Shoots, I get more that that stuck in my teeth.
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THANK YOU. Oh, the portions of the past! It is a pity that evokes many tears. It’s a wonder they ever had fuel for their muscles. How did they have energy to flip through a Rolodex or use a rotary phone?
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And yet the carton of Morton’s was simply huge, so salt was not short-portioned anywhere even if this particular pour was just a bad gag, hey, Kerbey? This slickster indeed deserves a slap to the smirk.
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The way she is looking at him she’d just eat the salt raw if he asked.
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She is already turning into a briney liquid.
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He took that whole “The Way You Look Tonight” song way too seriously, if you ask me.
And salt’s preservative qualities work only when applied externally as well.
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And maybe it exfoliates, too?
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😀 LOL
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