Superfecta: Knock Knees, Incontinence, Bowling, And The Uncola

It wasn’t Red Bull that gave her wings.

7Up-003Let’s not go overboard, Cindy. It’s only a spare.

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 Not everything can be the pause that refreshes. Now where’s the Seagram’s?

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So wholesome? Is that so? Can babies drink it?

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20 thoughts on “Superfecta: Knock Knees, Incontinence, Bowling, And The Uncola”

  1. arggh–hilarious. The baby picture is awful. Holy cow. Childhood obesity anyone? If Cindy had sipped on a Bubble-Up, she might have rolled a strike.

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  2. Little known historical fact (that I just made up) about this picture: This was part of the rarely seen and eventually scrapped campaign, and alliance between bowling alley owners (really guys? You could not come up with something more original than “the league of bowling alley owners”?) And the 7-UP bottlers. You see they were growing very weary of baseball getting so much attention and came up with both a song (sung by a very inebreated Little Richard) and dance called the 7UP frame twitch. The picture depicts the dance in mid twitch motion during the 7th frame of bowling while enjoying a cold refreshing 7-UP. Eventually it was scrapped because a TV show called “bowling for dollars” made bowling popular again.

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    1. Plausible. That is a pretty lame name. Even Bowly Rollers would be better than Captain Obvious’s League of BAO. If there was no caffeine, why would they twitch? Because of its uncola-ness?

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