The Stunning Social Life Of Expressionless Darrell Mathes

Sunday morning begins with a pipe and the funny papers. Darrell can hardly contain his laughter.

all photos by Mike Gubar
all photos by Mike Gubar

On Monday, he studies Child Psychology at the Theta House, thrilled to be in the company of two lovely dames. Darrell takes Darrell very seriously.

let's hope that's a printing error
let’s hope that’s a printing error on her cheek

Later in the week, he and Peggy hit the bowling alley. She watches, suspicious as to how a robot is able to record her strike with human handwriting.

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Finally, the weekend arrives! Time for a night on the town, dancing his cares away.

JayhawkerCom43-008Paula feels victorious in that he has agreed to hold her hand. Both are over the moon.

8 thoughts on “The Stunning Social Life Of Expressionless Darrell Mathes”

  1. Why are you picking on Darrell? Is because he smokes a pipe in bed? Is it because he wears a V neck sweater and a sweater vest? Or maybe he wears a Carnival barker striped sport coat with cuffed trousers AND white socks? Or maybe Ol’ Darrell appears to be a tool. And I say that with all due respect to Craftsman.

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  2. Darrell is a busy man. LOVE the pinstriped suit coat. And I like her suit, too. Classy. Definitely a ladies man, that Darrell. Are the women on his dates the same ones in the photos by his bed?

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