I have absolutely no idea what I just read but I hope the guy didn’t pay full retail for that Coke.Oh well. I think I’ll call it a day and go scratch my zud.
No fair–dogs can publicly scratch zuds. It was like reading a foreign language. This is not what Beyonce meant when she sang, “I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly.”
Before the only copy editor who dropped the bad acid got hold of the cutlines of that page, it read: Poor Benny drinks a small coke out of a tall straw with his pinky out, happy to be on his first date ever. Poor Penny smiles because she received a package with her uncle Lenny’s present of an ugly Christmas sweater in time to wear out on her first date ever.
small glasses of Coke–they’d be super-sizing it these days. That is a dope sweater, too, that she’s wearing. And I am thusly just as perplexed as your other astute commenters.Sterling is most certainly pretty. What a hair part–clean and shiny.
I Don't Get It 
I have absolutely no idea what I just read but I hope the guy didn’t pay full retail for that Coke.Oh well. I think I’ll call it a day and go scratch my zud.
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No fair–dogs can publicly scratch zuds. It was like reading a foreign language. This is not what Beyonce meant when she sang, “I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly.”
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I am so with you.
WTF?
Hahahaha
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What?? I think I just fractured my zud trying to figure out what this means. I think the key word here is smoke. As in “What did you smoke”?
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Totally.
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“Be afraid; be very afraid.”
Just what the hell, exactly is a ‘zud’?
Damn!
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Before the only copy editor who dropped the bad acid got hold of the cutlines of that page, it read: Poor Benny drinks a small coke out of a tall straw with his pinky out, happy to be on his first date ever. Poor Penny smiles because she received a package with her uncle Lenny’s present of an ugly Christmas sweater in time to wear out on her first date ever.
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Did they have acid in the 40s? It would have made fighting the enemy weird. Poor Penny…
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I may have been jumping in too soon with psychedelics, Kerbey.
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small glasses of Coke–they’d be super-sizing it these days. That is a dope sweater, too, that she’s wearing. And I am thusly just as perplexed as your other astute commenters.Sterling is most certainly pretty. What a hair part–clean and shiny.
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Quite a part, yes. And not enough Coke.
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I don’t know…looks to me like pretty boy Sterling Hess will grow up to spend lots of money on fast Italian cars and slow Kentucky thoroughbreds.
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I don’t get it either.
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yes Alex, I will take obscure photo captions for 1000
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ha!
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It looks like it is tea time in England. That’s the smallest Coke I have ever seen.
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That’s why they were thin. Unless they drank 12 of them.
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