Mary looks like she just tossed back the requisite two teaspoons of Listerine and is just holding it in her mouth during the photo shoot, warming it with her saliva, waiting to spit it out.
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I Don't Get It 
Mary’s family went to great expense to buy her both the title and the accompanying photo shoot, Kerbey.
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So Papa had money, that’s it?
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Deep pockets. Yup.
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You cynics. Maybe she won some sort of old timey award for beauty. And so what if she has chipmunk cheeks. Isn’t your title the same as a Charlie Rich tune?
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si, si
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Holding in Listerine. IT BURNS! IT BURNS!
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It does! I do it every night.
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She looks like someone just ran over her dog.
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Yes. She’s very “shoot me now.”
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