11 thoughts on “Couldn’t You Just Eat Them Up?”

      1. So three days is the magic number until you chow down interspecially/interspeciesly. Damn, what’s the adverb here, smartypants? I can honestly say I’ve never gone three days without food. Or two. Hurray, middle class upbringing!

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  1. Yes I could eat them up, but only if there was definitive proof they became circus clowns later in life. So that way I can finally say: “does this taste funny to you?” *Rim shot!* *I’m here all week folks, try the veal!*

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