Kiss Me, Kate–After You Gargle

kate moss for LONGCHAMP
kate moss for LONGCHAMP

Yeah, yeah–I realize this ad is old.  But it’s not old to me.  I grabbed a stack of old In Styles while at the used bookstore yesterday and this shot in a 2010 issue made me stop.  Not to collaborate and listen, but to wonder WTH?  Are her clothes in the bag?  Does her driver have a brush she can borrow?  Is she fresh from some coke-fueled rambage with ex, Pete Doherty?

This demands a caption contest.  I’ll start with the lamest one that dates me:

Raise your hand.  Raise your hand.  If you’re sure.   

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