She: Can I borrow your hatchet? There’s a tree with a limb hanging in the sorority house backyard.
He: Can’t hon. All my frat brothers have haircuts scheduled for tomorrow morning.
I remember the infomercials! They had an “audience member” come up on stage and get their hair cut. It was butchered! The tragically funny part about it was she had to pretend she liked it. Oy vey!
I don’t know if this is the official name for it (mostly the guys hair here), but I called this the Skater-do because it seemed to be rocked by skate boarders and those who wanted to give off a “free spirited” look or feeling. Yes I actually had my hair cut like the guys once (but then I have also once had the infamous mullet, mullet with rat tail, shoulder length hair, and several hair colors) and my wife hated it. Now only if I can find a bump-it, a birds nest, and 2 gallons of stiff hair gel I can work on my next look.
He did look like some skater boys I knew, but they had much longer bangs.He was giving a more REM vibe than a Nitzer Ebb or something hardcore. I still see mullets every now and then, and my young college cousin says his hockey team rocks them, so what do you know? I think the bump-it will give you some nice Jershey Shore lift in the back and the birds nest will make it look not so polished, like you just got off the rollercoaster.
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She: Can I borrow your hatchet? There’s a tree with a limb hanging in the sorority house backyard.
He: Can’t hon. All my frat brothers have haircuts scheduled for tomorrow morning.
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Perfect!
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I think that would take a dozen beer and half a dozen shots of whiskey so that it is deliriously normal.
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Maybe if he could gel it back or something?
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Paper bag
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Ouch! Harsh!
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I’d cut holes for nose and mouth so he can breath!
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Lord. That was 1989? I thought it was a fantasy hook up with Larry and Prince Valliant. I should have shut my eyes.
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Haha!
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Yikes! But with her fringe they’re perfect for each other!
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I remember the infomercials! They had an “audience member” come up on stage and get their hair cut. It was butchered! The tragically funny part about it was she had to pretend she liked it. Oy vey!
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A girl? Bless her heart. How awful.
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hahahahaha… I remember flowbee. 😀
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I don’t know if this is the official name for it (mostly the guys hair here), but I called this the Skater-do because it seemed to be rocked by skate boarders and those who wanted to give off a “free spirited” look or feeling. Yes I actually had my hair cut like the guys once (but then I have also once had the infamous mullet, mullet with rat tail, shoulder length hair, and several hair colors) and my wife hated it. Now only if I can find a bump-it, a birds nest, and 2 gallons of stiff hair gel I can work on my next look.
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He did look like some skater boys I knew, but they had much longer bangs.He was giving a more REM vibe than a Nitzer Ebb or something hardcore. I still see mullets every now and then, and my young college cousin says his hockey team rocks them, so what do you know? I think the bump-it will give you some nice Jershey Shore lift in the back and the birds nest will make it look not so polished, like you just got off the rollercoaster.
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