Teen Dreamy

I didn’t watch The Hardy Boys, but I listened to my Shaun Cassidy Born Late album until the vinyl wore thin.  And “Teen Dream” was my favorite song.  He sang about a “generation younger than rock ‘n’ roll,” which meant a generation born after 1955, which seemed HELLA old, since that was like my parent’s age.  Ick.  These were the people still weeping about Elvis falling dead on his toilet a few months ago.  Why couldn’t they just listen to all of Shaun’s awesome songs and cheer up?  Even a first grader could see that clearly.

I was going to marry Shaun Cassidy.  That’s all there was to it.  When you’re pre-pubescent, it’s the pretty boys, the non-threatening (read: effeminate) ones that do you in.  And Shaun had everything; big doe eyes, smooth, feathered hair (not altogether unlike the hair of my best friend, who was a female), and a lovely vocal range, enabling him to hit the Teen Dream lyric “hurri-CANE” with skill.  And you just know that if you were dating, and there was a misunderstanding, he would look into your eyes and hold your hands and you would discuss your feelings and never let the sun go down on your anger.  Shaun Cassidy would never go all Chris Brown on you.

And if that wasn’t enough, watch how he brings his elbow down all butch at the end of the song.  Work that stage, Hardy Boy!

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3 comments

  1. I never had a crush on him, but I love the song, “That’s Rock ‘n’ Roll.” This one is good too, I never heard it. Never saw the Hardy Boys either. This time era was so great there was so much good stuff if you blinked you missed it.

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