Hey, Einstein, why are you wearing ladies’ sandals? It’s the theory of RELATIVITY, not femininity.
And what about Marion Morrison, the butchest guy of all time? The virtual paragon of manhood? What is this get-up? No, I won’t mess with The Duke. After all, he said, “I don’t have to assert my virility. I think my career has shown that I’m not exactly a pantywaist.”
Okay, you two, you can keep your man cards. But it takes a REAL man to sit patiently through this.
I hope he had a steady hand…
I Don't Get It 
Those sandals Einstein had on belonged to his aunt. That’s relative. Isn’t it?
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Touchee. Do you think it’s a German thing?
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Possibly. But it could be an Einstein thing.I mean look at that hair.
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Very funny snd entertaining.
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Oh dear, that photo of Einstein looks like my grandma did from the neck down…. yeesh.
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At least the look was appropriate to her gender.
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Doesn’t everyone shave with an ax?
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you do it by yourself or have a helper?
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by myself of course.
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The gentleman getting the shave, also likes a man with a slow hand and an easy touch.
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