Not that I am excessively superstitious but I can not see myself living across the street from a cemetary. However there is a bar I used to frequent that is next door to one.
That is a good point. That leads to a question. If you live next to the living and they are noisy you call the police. What happens if your neighbors are dead and they become really noisy. Who you gonna’ call?
I once had a student whose house was literally within the boundaries of a cemetery as it was an old manse building no longer used by the associated church. I was pretty envious. I love cemeteries.
Girl, you making me think late at night. Well, it’s not late where you are. I would think the cemetery because when is the last time you heard somebody say,”Hey, they’re breaking ground on a new Cemetery.
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Not that I am excessively superstitious but I can not see myself living across the street from a cemetary. However there is a bar I used to frequent that is next door to one.
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House, no. Bar, yes. Although I am so over noisy neighbors that maybe a cemetery would be pleasantly peaceful.
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That is a good point. That leads to a question. If you live next to the living and they are noisy you call the police. What happens if your neighbors are dead and they become really noisy. Who you gonna’ call?
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I won’t say it. I won’t say it.
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I once had a student whose house was literally within the boundaries of a cemetery as it was an old manse building no longer used by the associated church. I was pretty envious. I love cemeteries.
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I remember!
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Living next to a cemetary would be perfect. No noisy parties next door
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Yep. That would be nice. And they wouldn’t have a barking dogs.
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Which do you think came first the cemetery or the neighborhood?
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Girl, you making me think late at night. Well, it’s not late where you are. I would think the cemetery because when is the last time you heard somebody say,”Hey, they’re breaking ground on a new Cemetery.
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You always have the answers Kerbey! 😉
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Realtor: If you’ve got the spirit, I’ve got the perfect fixer-upper for you. Good find, Kerbey.
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Nice pun!
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