Yeah.
I seriously got that in my fortune cookie after eating kung pao shrimp. I have the image of an elderly Asian man being equal parts pushy and confusing.
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I Don't Get It 
Maybe it’s from the NSA.
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Ha!
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I guess there were folks waiting for a restaurant table to become available. So–chop chop!
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I think the best one I ever received was a quote from Sir Francis Bacon (unattributed, of course). It made me wonder for a full fifteen minutes if anyone else would find that extremely odd.
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What did it say??
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“A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.”
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I can’t argue that. Really, none of these are fortunes per se. “You just got diabetes.” “This MSG will give you a heart attack.” “It’s not working out between you guys.” Those are fortunes.
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Yes, Corvidae, do tell!
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How about: They buy these ‘cookies’ 100 for a dollar, and you expect a good prediction of your future? I’d like to see that own with my egg roll, Kerbey.
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LOL
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I’m certain that’s a non-alcoholic slushie, Kerbey, so no worries. Hear you on service being a big sell. Not everyone has it down these days so it makes in impact if they do.
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word
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