My apologies to the teens at the public pool today (who have probably never heard of WordPress), but you strode right into my lens space whilst I was trying to capture my son for posterity. So what else can I do but have a caption contest at your expense?
1. “In twenty years, they’ll be down to here.”
I Don't Get It 
“Hey..you lookin’ at me “?
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Yes, maybe she IS from Long Island.
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“I can’t believe these were on sale at Walmart!”
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Yes! Mix and match!
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For the shirtless man in the red shorts across the pool.
“Blade doesn’t have anything on me. I too can walk in daylight.”
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Props for picking out the subtle vampire! I agree he’s blinding me with sci-f, I mean pastey whiteness.
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OMG, Amber! Daddy paid good money for these and FINALLY someone wants to capture them on film.
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Nice! Way to go, A cups!
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For $15,000 you can get ’em out to here.
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lift, lift!
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What are you doing taking a photo of me? Geez (eye roll) (or some other suitable teen-esque comment)
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AS IF I wanted you in my shot. Puleeze.
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hahah exACTly!
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“What are you looking at? People [like the girl at the side of the pool] always bow before me.”
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Or maybe she’s getting ready to throw up . . .
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Either or I suppose. As long as she doesn’t make eye contact. We can assume those aren’t “false idols.”
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are you sure holding my arms and hands like this will really give me a even spray on tan? I don’t Get It! where’s the spray on tan booth around here? OMG! did you see the boy getting out the pool we just passed? he looks like he’s going to barf.
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🙂
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