What a lovely day!
Whatever this is, it’s blooming. The sun is shining.
When what to my wandering eyes should appear, but a leprosy-carrying varmint!
Run, critter, run!
That armor won’t protect you from…uh-oh.
Looks like Buck is in it to win it. You best hightail it!
Yes! Forget Chicken Soup for the Soul; we’re having armadillo stew for dinner tonight, folks!
Would that taste better with Old Bay or Tony Chachere’s Original Creole Seasoning?
Oh, snap! Escaped into the pile of used tires again! Better luck next time, old boy.