When it comes to housework, men often don’t pay attention to details. They’re busy dealing with man-sized problems at the office. That’s why they married you in the first place, to deal with domestic issues. But even Mr. Henderson can see that his wife’s laundering skills simply don’t measure up to Kay’s Tide-fresh linens. It’s as plain as the tie pin on his tie.
And if Kay has the cleanest wash, that can only mean that Mrs. Henderson does not. Why can’t she get it together? Doesn’t Mr. Henderson deserve a clean blue oxford shirt to wear to work? Is it too much to ask of his inept sad sack of a spouse?
Mrs. Henderson is flustered, losing her mind over the sight of Kay’s sexy and fresh negligee, blowing in the breeze. Why can’t she measure up? Uh-oh, better get Miltown.
Way to go, Kay; you’ve destroyed another marriage with your laundry hubris.
That Kay – what a home wrecker!
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I know! I want to hate her, but I have to give her mad respect for her hygiene.
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She hangs her neighbor out to dry every day, Kerbey. Kay is quite fluent in the spin cycle of life, it seems.
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Too funny. I would not care too much about her laundry skills. I would be all about her negligee skills.
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The problem w/ negligee is that we spend all this thought and money on the perfect negligee, model it for men, and then you all say, “That’s nice. Take it off.”
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Well you do have have a point. What can I say.
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LOL Man-sized problems at the office! Thanks for my Thursday chuckle Kerbey! ❤
Diana xo
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sho nuff
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So funny!
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Thanks!
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Tide has lasted a long time. Nice advertising ginds, K.
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I used some today–fresh yellow!
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Sounds like a breath of fresh lemons.:)
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Ha!
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