Is it me–or does all WordPress spam read JUST like this sign? Spammers have a terrible grasp of English. It hurts my head to wade through the spam to make sure it’s not legit. “Your site my heart happy such good to blog us!” WTF? It’s like going to www.engrish.com, but without ever having to leave blogland.
Come again?
I didn’t even realize male scholars WERE nursed….
I Don't Get It 
You are so right. I am amazed that people rely on Google translate. I have always thought that it would be cool to write a blog; translate to, let’s say Croation. And then translate back to English. I really enjoy your blog. Thanks. Sugar Britches.
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So I typed, “Aw, shucks. Thank you, man from Indiana” into Google translate in Croatian and then back into Englsh, and it put, “Aw, nonsense. thank you, a man from Indiana.” So you’re right!!
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I haven’t looked at my span in months – should I? I haven’t found any that looked legit – so now I just don’t bother with it. I think the English is funny and a confirmation that it is indeed spam! I get spam by snail mail now, and I wonder why people would go to all the effort to send me a personalized letter to scam me and yet not invest say $25 to have someone with good English skills write it. Smart enough to send it, but simple minded enough to tip me off by doing a bad job.
Elephant
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Good point. I only click it open to delete it permanently, because I like to keep the spam folder empty.
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I’m going to wear this and eat me some old people wang!
http://store.engrish.com/hotspstjut.html
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That would look really good on you, unless you yak up old people wang remnants all over it. So just be sure it’s fried in cornmeal. Now I’m going to hear Ms. Hynde singing “I’ll Stand By You” for the rest of the day.
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Cornmeal it is! By the way, I often get this stuck in my head:
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that’s my favorite one, but the shirt didn’t say “make happy on chain gang.”
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I’ll use duct tape and add it as a write in.
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and P.S., you are superfast on the trigger, getting that video link…so now THAT’S in my head.
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😉
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How do I get some of that liquid? I wanna be a male scholar.
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You know the liquid has a side effect, though. You might turn out like Eddie Murphy in “The Nutty Professor” and go back and forth between scholarly and dim. I bet most people just stick with the instant noodles.
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well, I’d have to be one of them dim scholars. but, noodles sounds good, too. LOL
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Glorious! information we hold to our bosoms comes near to us only once in a while. Thank you for magical information! I highly recommend
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번만 우리에게 가까운 온다 back at you
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